The always hilariously unhinged reporter Helen Thomas vows that she will kill herself if Dick Cheney runs for president:
Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.
The newspaper HILL first reported the startling claim on Thursday.
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"The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself," she told the HILL. "All we need is one more liar."
Thomas added, "I think he'd like to run, but it would be a sad day for the country if he does."
Sad for Helen Thomas, but a wonderful thing for the country. Indeed, almost anything that is bad for Helen Thomas is highly likely to be a very, very good thing for this country.
